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 I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles. When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny. She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it. It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant. The secret code they created made no sense, even to them. I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls. People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying! He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs. The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable. The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit. Today is the day I'll finally know what brick tastes like. She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages. After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts. I ate a sock because people on the ...